I visited the Doctor last week......
I visited the doctors last week.

I said 'Doctor, can you take look at my genitals they appear to have turned orange and I'm deeply concerned by it'

'What do you do for a living Sir?' The doctor replied.

'Nothing doctor, I'm unemployed' I said

'So what do you do all day?' The doctor said in a suggestive tone.

I replied in a confused manner 'Well, everyday I just get up, sit on the sofa, eat Wotsits and watch porn'
(Sir_Digby_Chicken_Caeser [email protected], Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:13, 4 replies)

You've spelt your name wrong.

( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:58, closed)

How can the name possibly be spelt wrong?
It's my name and I chose it, I also happen to like it bizarrely.

You spelt your last name incorrect anyway, surely it should read arsehole.
(Sir_Digby_Chicken_Caeser [email protected], Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:01, closed)

haha
That made me laugh
(i should have joined myspace, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:50, closed)

Made me laugh!
Thanks
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, closed)