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Cigarettes, gambling, porn and booze. What's your addiction? How low have you sunk and how have you tried to beat it?

Thanks to big-girl's-blouse for the suggestion

(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:42)
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Anal Sex.
A girl I once dated was a slave to the anal g-spot. On our first foray into making the beast with 2 backs, I was slightly bemused, and more than a little aroused when she insisted I penetrate her rectally.
This was fine when she had douched prior to the act being performed, but when she became randy at work and insisted we engage in velocitous and frenzied fornication on our arrival home from work, I often pulled out with more than I went in with.. ergo, a couple of large and unsightly winnits adhering to my manhood.
Sadly my wish to use her mauve envelope instead fell on deaf ears, and eventually led to the downfall of our relationship when, after a series of shuddering orgasms, each more climactic than the last, I withdrew my spent phallus, and was rewarded with a payload of arse-gravy of biblical proportions.

It took me weeks to get the smell out of the mattress and eventually I was forced to dump it in the doorway of a nearby charity shop.

We parted shortly after. The last time I saw her she was being prescribed anusol in bulk quantities and required 3 pile cushions for her distended anus whenever she sat down.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:03, 9 replies)
Arse gravy
Please don't remind me :-p
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:41, closed)
I'd forgotten that story
you deserved to win
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:45, closed)
seconded, you did deserve to win
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:47, closed)
Oh ffs
I'm not well after reading that.

Too bad I can't still click on that, as it is one of the more gruesome things I've read on here...
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 16:15, closed)
Especially for "mauve envelope". Among the cornucopia of euphemisms for the humble vagina, it's always nice to find one you've never heard before.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:13, closed)
"It took me weeks to get the smell out of the mattress" - this alone deserves the click.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 13:41, closed)
A box of condoms and a carefully chosen diet could have saved that relationship :(
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:08, closed)
Please let this be a joke story.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:00, closed)
C'mon T Dub
You know me well enough to answer that, surely?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:54, closed)

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