Tits!
Those crummy ads for chatlines that appear on Five and pretty much all the digital-only channels after midnight.

Especially the one where you have to text different keywords, ostensibly to talk to women from different decade-long age brackets (when all it probably does is tell the bored 40-something housewives at the call centre how high to pitch their voices).
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:54, 6 replies)

Text 'silk' does make me chuckle though.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:58, closed)

Oh, I wasn't disapproving of them, they're unintentionally funny IMO

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:13, closed)

Isn't 'bored housewives'
one of the types they promise?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:20, closed)

I love how uncomfortable
the WAG wannabe girls look while shamelessly dancing in a bikini. Especially because some of them are blatantly ugly.

Only some mind..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:25, closed)

the worst one
was this one - note the awful dialogue, the somehow diagonal skiing and the fucked up animated rudolph:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwB_ABy89s
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:26, closed)

Calling Samaritans
and demanding that they talk filthy to you, in an erotic voice for several minutes, or you kill yourself will get you a free sex chat.

(possibly/probably cited from Viz)
(Earthling wants a silver moustache to show off to his chums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, closed)