Lying cunts!!
Garnier Nutrisse.

Nutrisse means "nourish".
No it fucking doesn't. Nutrisse isn't a word, any more than Spunkjangle is a word. You made it up. And anyway, only paupers dye their own hair. You might as well say "Nutrisse means you can afford this out of your benefits"

Cunt off Davina. No way you use Lavatory Garnier...
( Sallyrsm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:08, 7 replies)

In that ad
where she's supposed to be talking to her mother; are they implying that she's on the speakerphone? If so, her voice is very clear. I reckon it's just a voice in Davina's head and she actually needs to up her Thorazine dose.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:15, closed)

the Mum ad...
Better than speakerphone, seeing how her Mum is dead. And they never got on anyway so she wouldn't have rung her...

Just saying.
( Sallyrsm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:39, closed)

hahahaaaaa
this is why need need to have "i like this" for comments.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:53, closed)

Hate ALL Garnier ads!
Condescending, arrogant twunts, the lot of 'em. And their overpriced shit doesn't work better than any generic shit in any fucking discount store, so Sarah Jessica Parker can kiss my broke, bargain-shopping, TATTOOED FAT ASS!!!!!!
(AnntichristSCoulter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:47, closed)

True dat.
I have used Lenor on my hair in the past and it comes up as soft as a motherfucker.
( Sallyrsm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:16, closed)

Agree with all you have said
the only good thing davina did was be a zombie.

HOWEVER, as someone who has died her hair for 22 years straight, I do it because:

1. I was all punk innit and rebellious
2. I then discovered in my early twenties that I am going VERY grey so continued.

Nothing to do with chavness.
Thank you please.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:45, closed)

^THIS
dead set was the best thing she ever did
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:53, closed)