There are 2 many to mention in 1 post.
But adverts are one of my biggest pet hates. My wife sits through them, I have to turn over. However ones that make me wanna kill are :

1) The Halifax ones where they are all fucking arsing around in a radio station mock up. Why? CUNTS. Its a pity there isnt a lone American Warplane in the area that could accidentally fucking layer that gaff. With every one of the wankers in it.

2) That fucking meer cat prick. Needs its fucking face shooting off.

3) Any advert with the immortal words of "Go Compare In It"-AGGGHHHH

4) We buy any car. You wouldnt buy my neighbours you fucking lying cunts.

And thats all from someone who DOESNT watch adverts.
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:38, 7 replies)

There is something intensely annoying
about the woman in that Halifax advert. And not just the fact that she chooses to play Vanilla Ice. Even if she'd chosen a really good song, she'd still irritate the fuck out of me.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:48, closed)

Thank god its not only me for the Halifax one..
Or where that fucking boz eyed whale in it plays Gold by Spandau Ballet.

TWATS
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:29, closed)

i love that We Buy Any Car advert
I even have the music as a ringtone, it's just hilarious. Nearly as good as this: click

But I do agree about go compare....
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:11, closed)

lol
at the deagostini thing. never fails to make me smile. and has removed some of my anger after typing this post.
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:30, closed)

if you
go to this link

you can download the music for free...

Yes I did.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:25, closed)

Actually...
(Dear God that's on autocomplete now) I quite like the meerkat adverts. Not that they have any relevance to me, but I do find them amusing.

The Halifax radio ads annoy me on a professional level, and webuyanycar(.com) needs to be killed. With fire. And gocompare? How about comparing a different methods of extermination for that insufferable prick.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:17, closed)

I refuse to use "go compare"
Because it's grammatically incorrect.

It should be "Go AND compare".

Confused.com gets all my business.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:29, closed)