One of my friends wives
got pissed as a fart at a bonfire night party, and rather aggressively insisted that my girlfriend at the time tried one of the delicious sausages she had brought along.

My vegetarian GF was so scared of her she ate it - a substantial pork thing, slightly burned.
(username failed moderation, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:55, 3 replies)

christ
i don't think i could have eaten more than one mouthful. i've been stuck with mouthfuls of duck spring roll etc at fancy work bashes, and i can only cope with swallowing what i have, then leaving the rest. your gf did well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:56, closed)

STUCK!?
If I was expecting a veggie spring roll, and found a lost duck inside, I'd be over the fucking moon!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:02, closed)

it was rank
like having a mouthful of warm, wet earth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:05, closed)

Oooo, spring rolls. At a work bash.
Very posh.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:05, closed)

i didn't order the food
it was a barristers' do. they wouldn't have let you hold the umbrellas at the door.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:06, closed)

Are they the people that make the coffee?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:10, closed)

I'm going to steal the poetic part of this post for my signature.

( .Yeti., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:20, closed)

Lies. GF like fuck you had a GF. Although it makes sense that the imaginary GF would be a non-meateater.
I am saying you have no cock.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:41, closed)