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Our old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:35)
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What are you doing with all this free time?
PornMD.com?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:24, 1 reply)
festival next weekend
visiting friends in The North

and a bit of getting pissed in the sunshine by the river
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:28, closed)
I'd have just spent it wanking.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:33, closed)
it's a valid lifestyle choice

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:50, closed)
The North doesn't have any sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:25, closed)
The Cam isn't in The North.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:34, closed)
Bit ostentatious of you to get an entire river and climate moved there for your own convenience.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:14, closed)
is the word 'and' troubling you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:30, closed)
MAKE IT STOP!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:23, closed)
which festival is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:49, closed)
Joey Beacons

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:52, closed)
it has a really good lineup

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:53, closed)
Yeah. Shame it's in filthy Yorkshire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:55, closed)
I dunno, Skipton's alright
North Yorkshire is the best of the Ridings.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:56, closed)
don't tell anybody but I actually really like norf yorkshire

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:03, closed)
it's a lovely part of the world.
Knaresborough is gorgeous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:06, closed)
The North Ridings are much nicer than the West Ridings.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 7:27, closed)
Such treacherous talk on what was Yorkshire Day, where they get to moan about the Boundary changes.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 7:23, closed)
they get to moan about everything every day because Yorkshire

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:11, closed)
Yeah, i was not specific enough. Yorkshire fok moan everyday but on Yorkshire Day is the day they specialise in moaning about the boundary changes.
I live in the disputed bandit territory of the West Riding but the good Lancashire part.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:47, closed)
arse bandit territory more like!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:00, closed)
I had that, Arse bandit, written down as the most obvious thing a B3tard would say in response. Check it out on my facebook page, time stamped and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:03, closed)
^ grooming ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:06, closed)
Nonsense, any foo' know you use utoob, emo looks and hair dye for grooming.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:17, closed)
^ has been grooming ^

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:25, closed)
Yeah but rich old men like sexy stud muffin Colonels.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:31, closed)
I am now considering new career paths.
How does one find these rich old men?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:00, closed)
BBC canteen

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:26, closed)
No, wandering around Skipton next weekend.
As am I. mwhahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:42, closed)
you best not gay it all up

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 12:01, closed)
Stag do!
m.cravenherald.co.uk/news/11339004.Police_investigate__serious_sexual_assault__on_man_in_nightclub_toilets/?ref=mr
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 9:52, closed)
I can't believe that sausaging is a crime
It's PC gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:18, closed)
That and those Health and safety nutters.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:52, closed)
it's the eurocrats innit
you can't rape somebody with a decent English banger any more

got to be keilbasa or fucking bratwurst innit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:25, closed)
And it has to be the right shape, thickness and without too much of a bend. Bendy ones are the best and they are STOPPING THAT!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:22, closed)
hate scrolling to the right unless there's some decent upset there rather than just foood chat

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:29, closed)
typical sausage-phobia

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:44, closed)
^sausagist!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:00, closed)
you're the wurst one on here

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:05, closed)

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