NINE MORE YEARS, FUCKERS.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:21, 28 replies)

A GREAT DAY FOR B3TA

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:29, closed)

lame

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:39, closed)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:46, closed)

Pfffft
Noob
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:48, closed)

Youn are

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 2 Aug 2014, 18:23, closed)

no youn are

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:05, closed)

Waiting for God oh.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 2 Aug 2014, 21:38, closed)

omg fuck nononono

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 12:22, closed)

die in a candle fire, n00bfag

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:09, closed)

wuv oo

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:09, closed)

Do ya reckon old sexface is up to wrecking another marriage?
I'm sure he's probably not out of practice.
(Your name: Board Sig:, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:11, closed)

Alright Rick Fathelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:33, closed)

I reckon you'd have to be braindamaged to carry on being a weekend dad to sexface's lovechild.
As a man who also pretends to be some fat kids dad what's your position?
(Your name: Board Sig:, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:53, closed)

Oh dear, somebody's trying a bit too hard here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:52, closed)

It's too literate to be Fathelme, it's that other sadsack that creates a new username every so often..
...to TTT when he's feeling all confident and tough, rather the default autistic and whiny.
I should have said 'alright Happy Phantom'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:09, closed)

All good points, apart from that I do not have, and have never had a sock-puppet - I'm quite happy to call people cunts with this account*. Also, somewhat grudgingly, I quite like BD - I wished him Merry Candles last night in some thread or other - and in any case, I prefer not to mention people's real-life families, as it's lazy and in poor taste. For example - so far as I recall, I've never made a f** w*** reference.

*You useless flailing cunt.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:06, closed)

"Merry Candles" ?
You just made me vomit. Grow up.
(Council Gritter, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:25, closed)

Specifically, "Merry Candles, Mr Dedd", as I was, for some reason, thinking about Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence.

You need to work on your gag reflex. If you pop down to your local docks, I'm sure your mum will be able to give you a few contacts who can help with that - and you could probably make tuppence a go.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:37, closed)

You think the anniversary of the day a person signed up for a message board is worthy of note.
I'd rather be in a cock-sucking tag team with my mum than be as lonely as you.
(Council Gritter, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:37, closed)

Oh do stop moaning you joyless husk.
It's a lovely sunny day - go outside and play with the traffic.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 12:16, closed)

Alright the Mock Turtle.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 6:42, closed)

Until you're of legal, consenting age?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:21, closed)

Bit optimistic.
b3ta probably won't exist in nine more weeks, never mind years.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 2 Aug 2014, 15:40, closed)