When I was younger I worked as an apprentice for a bit.
The guy I was working under never really gave me any respect. One day I was especially angry and lost it with him, and Star Wars
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:01, 19 replies)

I imagine force lightning is a total HR nightmare

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:08, closed)

My performance review was fairly positive, though.
It was along the lines of "Goood, goooooood."
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:16, closed)

This post is worth a click on its own
Lead with that next time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:23, closed)

I was more going for whiny Hayden under smug Ewan, but I do recognise that for most people there were only three films in the series, eh readers?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:28, closed)

Nah, there are four
Episode III is fucking brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:29, closed)

It was five MONTHS ago, Tim!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:31, closed)

I'm VERY UPSET that three films made over 30 years ago were recently expanded upon by the guy who owns them in an attempt to add more backstory and context.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:44, closed)

Adding backstory and context is entirely acceptable.
Adding Jar Jar Binks isn't.
( Muns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:54, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/allwentwrong/post1879426
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:58, closed)

A quasi-racist accent, "look at me, look at me" screen presence and such a degree of stupidity and clumsiness that in any sane film he'd have got himself killed in the first few seconds?
I can't see what anyone's problem with him is. Of course, it is good to have the occasional comic relief character, what with it being a film series for both adults AND children.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:02, closed)

Trying to kid yourself that Star Wars is anything other than a kids film is tragic.
George Lucas falls victim to this, hence all the intergalactic politics guff that clogs up episodes I & II.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:16, closed)

He adds gravitas to the earlier films by not being in them
and makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:20, closed)

Who's the small, furry hominid
that's a sex machine to all the other small, furry hominids?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:26, closed)

*falsetto*
Wicket W. Warwick!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:30, closed)

Cuddles.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:31, closed)

Robert Mugabe

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:38, closed)

Brian Blessed.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 13:40, closed)

Yeah, but it was a shit backstory
- Annekin originally build C3PO? Really? Even in a fantasy film, that's stretching credibility.

- Darth Vader, the ultimate bad guy, turns out to be motivated by... wait for it... not getting the girl. She rejects him, so he goes off in a hissy fit. Well that's mundane. Now, if he'd *chosen* the Dark Side over his girl/children, that might have been at least partly chilling.

"Sith" wasn't bad, though.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:03, closed)

More to the point, Vader being emo :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:08, closed)