Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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At least he went with a smile on his face.Not me but a friend of mine, who cant post yet has asked me to post this for her.
Picture the scene, Lily the hamster is being looked after by my mate Louise who is hamstersitting for her friend. This hamster takes particular interest in snuggling down between Louise's not inconsiderable breasts. She's a size 8 with 30F snuggle sacks for those of you who are interested. Louise, not the hamster, obviously.
Any way I digress. The hamster is sleeping quite happily between said boobs when overcome with tiredness herself louise falls asleep. To make a short story even shorter Lousie awakes to find a now suffocated hamster's carcass between her tits. A quick trip to Hamsters R Us in Shields and an even quicker Hamster style burial, results in no one suspecting a thing.
Length ? Seven days and she can then post under her own fucking name. (own profile name is snugglesacks)
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Pics please.Of Louise, not the hamster...
(Sorry, it just had to be said by someone.)
(And having looked, I'm glad I did!)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:10,
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This is the one time I wish I was a hamsterWhat a way to go.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:55,
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i misreadthat as hamsterstiffing. as i read on, realised bit freudian slip!
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That's one lucky hamster.(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:40,
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for anyone else who doesnt know how to find her profile...i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg154/snugglesacks/DSC00157.jpg
:D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:50,
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Use a bit of ingenuityand you'll find a photo of her arse halfway up a rock face too!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:28,
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