Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Benji the Knobhead Dog.Many years ago, we were playing out in the street, and one of our neighbours had a dog called Benji.
It was a fucking horrible little thing, the canine equivalent of a bin dipping smack head from a City or Town Centre.
We were having a summer street picnic (1984) I think it was and Benji come out and was sniffing round our grub. Danny my mate was toying with the dog with a peanut butter sandwich to which the dog turned its nose up and turned round.
Then came the opportunity......
Benji was renowned for going fucking radio rental if you touched his tail. So Danny in his perm headed wisdom put the dogs tail between 2 pieces of bread that he had that had the Peanut Butter on, for a split second he did that "Im gonna fucking eat this dog on this sandwich camera pose"
The Dog went fucking spaz. It was chasing its tail so much and for so long it was getting dizzy, it had to sit down and then it would start again, all the while moving away from us.
Till it spiraled into Dannys garden where his Dad had removed the grid to unblock the house drain.
Woof-Spin-Woof-Spin
yelp
woof
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Fucking pmsl to the moon and back on a space hopper. I couldnt breath, I laughed that hard.
Anyway Dannys dad got it out and returned it to the neighbours.
Me? - I went in, Watched Bullseye, Last of the Summer Wine, Thats Life and Went to Bed.
Happy Days.
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Gets a click from me just for the title.I didn't read the story.
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likes it lotsAngry neighbours dogs getting the abuse back is always a good'un :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:15,
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I like this linethe canine equivalent of a bin dipping smack head from a City or Town Centre.
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