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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Chickenlady
Private dancers? Dancers for money? Any old music will do?


Damn - now I see their trap!
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:27, Reply)
So...
What type of animal am I?
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:27, 2 replies)
Attacks!
With biscuits and cake
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:26, Reply)
I've been away
for aaaaaaaaages

I can't believe this is still going ...

The cat bit the goat
then the goat butted the dog
the dog bummed the

ok I think that's quite enough
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:26, Reply)
Chickie...
You're right, there area an awful lot of animals around here......we could all storm the b3ta tower...



ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:26, Reply)
Nogin,
I did say that they're all standing back and laughing at us. We're their private dancers.

Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:26, 1 reply)
Any guess' on what will be
the next recycled QOTW???

I'm going for "worst sex 2" or "school..."
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:25, Reply)
Thats it
I'm not posting any more - it's silly (and a bit suspect too I think).
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:25, Reply)
Badger, you're right
We've got a monkey(sex), a naked ape, a penguin of death....I could go on, but I might miss the boat. With the goat. In the moat. With the stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:25, Reply)
I dote...

on my coat made of oats and goat's scrotes. It floats my boat and gets my vote...

aw fuggit, it might be late but try typing that bastard on a crappy phone!

*rests rsi*
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:25, 1 reply)
I'm going to be last
It's all in the past

Change the QOTW fast!

sorry - can't seem to stop rhyming
It's my abonimable timing
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:24, Reply)
you know Mrs. Chicken..
you're a chicken, I'm a badger....we could host our own ATTACK OF THE ANIMALS.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:23, Reply)
It's a good thing they're all in b3ta towers
otherwise it could end up

When b3tans attack
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:23, 1 reply)
Buggery
(This is getting viscious now - I wish I'd never dipped my toe into the cut and thrust of last place wrangling)
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:23, Reply)
yes very goode

what an appropriate place to end this question.


LAST LAST LAST !!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:22, Reply)
But sadly...
Animals that attack over here just keep on attacking.

Because it's WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK PT.2!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:22, Reply)
armoured goats
with riding stoats,
replete with little furry coats.
Should stick to boats,
when crossing moats,
or risk a nasty tickly throat.

(What? Well you try coming up with more goat rhyming words then!)
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:22, Reply)
I know....
but I've never had the chance to compete for last before and got a bit carried away.....


want to try again?
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:22, Reply)
Now really what should happen is that my last post should have been the final one
as it's very tidy then.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:21, Reply)
Cickenlady...
GREAT tie-in


good job
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:21, Reply)
And that's what happens
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:20, 1 reply)
because the stoats with the armord goats
would trample the village to bits


edit: crap, took too long to write that sentence so it is out of place now
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:19, Reply)
the stoat
had taken some armour off a goat and used it to make Bert impersonate goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:19, Reply)
Alas a deep and boggy bog

put heed to the shepherd advance; shepherds mud pie went up the shout and all the villagers gathered for a big feast.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:19, Reply)
Isn't it the labour party?
I thought they did it - the ruling I mean - not the stoats.
(Much as I would prefer stoats to have a hand in it personally).
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:19, Reply)
And they all lived happily ever after,
except for Bert who was mortally wounded on a stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:18, 1 reply)
-_=\-_=
Stoats fucking rule. Evil little bastards.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:17, Reply)
He tried to see
How much he could pee, all over a bee
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:17, 2 replies)
And the shepherds came running down from the hills to stop
the stoats with the armour plated goats.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:16, 2 replies)
To war cried the stoats
and they put the armour plating on the goats udders and nads depending on the sex of the individual goats and their corresponding sexual organs...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:15, Reply)

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