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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Oh, and in case I forget
My guilty pleasure is answering QOTW six weeks late!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOMG!!!!!111!!!LOLMINGEHAHAHAHAHAHA

*sodomises a goat in disgust*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:58, 7 replies)
...
what's a "lolminge"?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:27, closed)
*opens coat*
see?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:36, closed)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I laughed a lot after reading the replies.
Fortunately my bladder control is really rather good otherwise a little bit of pee might have come out. As it was mascara is now running down my face.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:08, closed)
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*wants a lolminge*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:21, closed)
Well
I suppose I could lend you mine occasionally. As long as you don't wear it out. I know what your like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:15, closed)
Is it like a
merkin?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 22:04, closed)
*undoes coat again*
*shows chickenlady*

now do you see why I want CHCB to be careful with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:06, closed)

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