It was a dark, dark stormy night. No it wasn't
We were at a big Scout camp years ago and there were many attractions such as imflatible boxing etc which was quite fun.

There was also a MAD women who had a pet tent who very much resembles the Cat women from the simpsons but made less sence.

We were all allowed to go in and see the pets and touch them (DONT GET ANY WRONG IDEAS) and feed them etc.

A friend of mine decided he wanted to stroke this VERY large about 1.5m snake that was the width of about two of my arms. He did so and whilst looking round to brag at us all for not touching it the b*rsted did not only bite him it put its mouth all the way over his hand and was trying to ingest his arm.

Needless to say about an hour later the snake was no longer in one peice and said mate was in hospital and we all got FREE ice cream :D Hmmmmm love free ice cream.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:47, 8 replies)

Please, please, please
Practice your grammar and spelling.

It made my brain sad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)

No
Im lazy and do not get paid for grammer and spellingz
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:51, closed)

In that case
You don't deserve to get paid for anything.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:53, closed)

hmmm
Oh well I get paid very well so shall not worry too much.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:54, closed)

Hmm
Touchey.

*Goes to try and find a job and make any money at all*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:55, closed)

Oh
Just in weird mood, Ignore.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:57, closed)

How many arms do you have
if the snake was the width of about two of them?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:17, closed)

I have no idea
what imflatible boxing is, but it sounds awesome.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:42, closed)