When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Black flies. Evil.Once upon a time i was in the depths of the wilderness... in canada.
I was 4 hours away from Ottawa at a cottage by the lake. It was time for me to leave so i could make my flight back the UK, so off i trot back to the car. When all of a sudden... *bzzzzzzz*
Cue flailing. Cue running. OHSHITBUGGERYWHATTHEFUCKWASTHAT. The bastard bit me. Then it went amazingly fast and then bit me again! What the bloody hell do it do? MAKE FOR THE CAR!!!
I got inside the car, closed the door and the fucking thing kept flying at the window trying to eat me. Grrrr.
I hate black flies.
(Thanks Loon!)
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Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:49,
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But's Bees bug repellent.It's the only thing that really seems to work on those little fuckers.
And as for deer flies- I drove my car on a back road last summer and the fuckers tried to bite the damn car!
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:08,
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...Black Flies Song!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:23,
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