When Animals Attack
I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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aaagh . . . . persistence personif(l)ied
Deer flies truly are persistent li'l bastidges. I was swimming in Georgian Bay (central-ish Ontario, Canuckistan) years back and a deer fly came at me. I ducked under the water, swam away about 20 feet, resurfaced and the li'l bastidge was right there - waiting. This went on for about 10 minutes: me vainly swimming away underwater, resurfacing to find the same deer fly (I could tell by his Def Leppard t-shirt)had followed my submarine progress and was waiting for me to surface for a gulp of oxygen.
Eventually it wore me down. I gave up and resignedly proferred a juicy bit of hairline flesh for its bloody feast. They will win
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:22, Reply)
Deer flies truly are persistent li'l bastidges. I was swimming in Georgian Bay (central-ish Ontario, Canuckistan) years back and a deer fly came at me. I ducked under the water, swam away about 20 feet, resurfaced and the li'l bastidge was right there - waiting. This went on for about 10 minutes: me vainly swimming away underwater, resurfacing to find the same deer fly (I could tell by his Def Leppard t-shirt)had followed my submarine progress and was waiting for me to surface for a gulp of oxygen.
Eventually it wore me down. I gave up and resignedly proferred a juicy bit of hairline flesh for its bloody feast. They will win
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