Cows are evil.
Oh yeah. I never believed it until it happened to me..

They happily shared the field with m'girlie and I as we gave our new kite its maiden outing.. But very gradually, over a couple of hours, they came round in a pincer movement to be behind us - And just as we put the kite away, they charged! It was surreal.
Fortunately (and dont ask why) I had a smoke stick grenade thing which i set off and waved about as we ran away, it actually bought us a few 'confusion seconds'.. I made sure m'girlie was ahead of me (so i'd die first if it came to it - as there is much shame in coming home alive without your partner :o ) and we only just made it over the gate before they got to us, snorting, bucking and pissy.

I have no doubt in my mind that if they'd caught us, we'd have been trampled to death and tossed like ragdolls by the bastards.

Now I think they should all die.
(Phlash, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:28, 2 replies)

Haha, this gets a click just because you had a "smoke stick grenade thingy" =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:43, closed)

Haha, this gets a click just because you had a "smoke stick grenade thingy" =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:47, closed)