fuckin moths!
i was sitting in my room a few years back, me and my mates pissed as a gypsies tit! we were sitting laughing are heads of at nothing because we were rather stoned aswel. this strange looking moth/leafy looking thing flew in the window and landed on my head! my mates were like 'wdf is that' it looked like a moth had gizzed on a tree and the tree had gave birth to a moth/leaf, it was one of the weirdest things i have ever seen! i jumped up and started screaming like a wee bitch because things like that really freak the shit out of me. the month-leaf then started flying round the room and banging into things and me, then i decided. get a fucking grip of the situation, everyone is freaking out in my wee small room, I took a dive roll accross the room at the same time grabbed a lighter and a can of lynx, fell on the ground James Bond style, and flame throwed the shit outa the fucker! it took a while for it to die, it lay there twitching for about a half an hour then finally gave up. i felt really guilty for a while cuz of the whole pain and twitching thing! but it was either the moth-leaf of us! i couldn’t help thinking how id never seen anything like it in my life! then wondered, i may have discovered a new species of moth. hrm ah wel at least i can say i wipped out a species
(conzo21, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:14, 9 replies)

Aaaargh my eyes.
Please never write again, it is an insult to all english speaking people the way you write. And! As! For! The! Overflow of these!!!
Stop- please stop.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:30, closed)

^^ agree
why kill something just because you don't understand what it is?
(Nurse Kezza, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:07, closed)

Nursie...
Are you talking about the leaf/moth thing? or the English Language?

I concur with both previous comments.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 23:31, closed)

wipped...
Wipped...WIPPED? BASTARD!
(TheSpode has little toe-hats., Sun 27 Apr 2008, 11:12, closed)

You have obviously
killed that rarest of creatures, the Grammar Moth. It shall be sorely missed, especially by anybody who reads your post.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 13:03, closed)

My eyes! My god, son
learn how to use correct grammar. Fucking awful.
Kids today.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 20:04, closed)

The moth or you??
It was a fucking moth! The most it could have done was flutter in your face and make your nose itch!

Agh, awful post on so many levels.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 1:34, closed)

D=
Christ on a bike, I was hoping to salvage something from your post, but damn. You even managed to spell "moth" as "month". What the fuck is a "month-leaf"? Please stop insulting the English language and please remove yourself from this site.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:18, closed)

I
Liked it! You sad people are all jealous!!!!!...!!!!! fuck off twats
(conzo21, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:31, closed)