Rabbits!
I love animals me, and animals love me back. I have always been able to approach any animal, big or small, and strike up an instant rapport with them. All that is, except for rabbits.

I don't know what it is, but every single one of the long eared bastards has it in for me. If I dare to put my hand anywhere near a rabbit, it'll go for me. All of them. Even the rabbits in petting zoos that have been prodded, pulled, poked, and tormented by all manner of snot-nosed brats will go for me if I even think about petting them. It's like I'm the anti-bunny or something.

Bunch of floppy, stroppy cunts, the lot of them.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 23:22, 3 replies)

*Sings*
# I've got a theory It could be bunnies!
# Bunnies aren't just cute Like everybody supposes!
# They've got them hoppy legs And twitchy little noses!
# And what's with all the carrots?
# What do they need such Good eyesight for anyway?
# Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies! ...Or maybe midgets
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 11:03, closed)

Rabbits vs You
Not sure how to phrase this nicely but..... (deep breath) perhaps you smell like a weasle / ferret.
(smells-like-victory-v's, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:18, closed)

that's stoatally ridiculous!
I think you're trying to ferret out a real weaselly excuse to insult me there! It minks me sick! Why I otter...!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 16:37, closed)