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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Cats/ spiders
My cat loves spiders... until their legs have all come off. He then gets bored, and leaves them to die like abandoned raisins.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:43, 7 replies)
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don't eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:43, closed)
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That should've been a reply, of course. But... meh. I'll edit it to make it look more like a proper post.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:44, closed)
it works okay
as a post. It's kind of self-contained.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:44, closed)
Make some
Spider cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:46, closed)
*bokes*
*bokes more*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:46, closed)
In retrospect...
I'm quite proud of "like abandoned raisins". It has the same whistful air as Moss' "like yesterday's jam" from the first episode of The IT Crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:46, closed)
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Rightfully proud, a most excellent simile. And the accompanying mental picture did make me chuckle.

*clicks*
(Moniker, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 16:22, closed)

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