Baboon attack
I was doing a bit of utterly bourgeois gap year 'travelling' (we were all young once) around Africa with my then girlfriend. We were at Victoria Falls, on the Zambia side, and very nice it was too. There were a fair few baboons wandering about but we'd been told not to feed them, and not to corner them, and then all would be well.

So, me and the missus wander off to a little platform of rock that was slightly off the beaten track, but which jutted out into the abyss and had a breath-taking view. We were having a litte cheezy romantic moment, when suddenly a full-size male baboon clambers up the cliff in front of us, thereby cornering himself between us and the edge. He's not happy about this, so he stands up on his hind legs and roars, properly bellows, at us. When stood up he was taller than me (and I'm 6'4"). Needless to say we crapped ourselves and ran screaming back onto the main pathway. Of course, the baboon didn't deign to follow us, so as far as everyone else was concerned, we wandered off for a smooch and then came back screaming "BABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!" and running like our lives depended on it..
(franktard, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:42, 7 replies)

Any?
ChanceOfSplittingThatIntoParagraphs?

Just

asking
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:44, closed)

BABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:52, closed)

BABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
*click*

EDIT Dammit Burt.
( Cawl, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:53, closed)

BABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 15:08, closed)

Yes, BABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 15:08, closed)

.....BABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 15:21, closed)

Anyone else
having flashbacks to Bucky O'Hare?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 16:01, closed)