they call me 'snake-charmer'
in my neighborhood. one time me and a couple of kids caught a garden snake in our backyards. it didn't
really like captivity and tried repetitively to bite anyone who got close. Then a friend had a brilliant
idea to quote "play it a tune on a flute so we can calm it down." I stupidly agree to try it, and 5 minutes later I was ready to play it a tune.
as I began to play it instantly perked up to the sound and...
bit me not two inches away from my snake, to which i reacted by flailing around helplessly. None of my friends bothered to help me since the were to busy
laughing their ass off.
4 years later and they still haven't let that one go, that and 'the flash'(trust me its not what you think),but thats another story for another topic.
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 11:36, 4 replies)

I hope
and I mean really, really hope, that posts like this are the result of people posting from their phones, which obviously have no return key.

Please take the time to post from a pc, it makes things infinitely more readable.
:D

*hopes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 11:43, closed)

^^
I thought it would be a poem and a superlative attempt at doing something interesting with the question.
I'm disillusioned to the point of going and doing some work *weeps*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:02, closed)

^^ agrees

but a fucking brilliant signature!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:13, closed)

^^Hadn't noticed
But very, very good!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:35, closed)