I might be an animal soon
I've just been on my dinner break in the company staff room when the HR woman burst into the room and decided to give us a lecture on the state of the room. This consisted of her sreeching "you're all pigs" and pointing at me and a number of other workmates in a strange spazzy way.

My guess is that she's seen the film Willow too many times and thinks the scene where the evil queen turns the human army into pigs can be done in the real world.

If this works and I am turned into a pig then I will attack the stupid tart from HR, making this post appropriate for the QOTW.

In the meantime I'll just walk around the office yelling "Madmartigan!" in a goat voice.



EDIT: Still no magical transformation as yet, but have sent an email to HR biatch requesting a keyboard for my PC that's trotter friendly (just in case).
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:16, 3 replies)

*clicks*
because Willow rocks.

"I stole the behbeh!"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:18, closed)

I Fucking *HATE* Hr
If anyone else had done that, called all their workmates PIGS, they would have been shown the door.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:24, closed)

Willow does indeed rock...
...But have you noticed when Eric is stabbed at the end he says "POOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Makes me laugh every time.
(FerretTrout be illin', Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:23, closed)