I think
it was an enormous throbbing pahllus, its glans glistening slightly in the morning sun, it came towards him as he stood there. His lips parted "no, I can't" but his body was saying somthing quite different.

He leaned against the wall as he removed his trousers, revealing his own engorged member. Suddenly a goat appeared from down the street, it's hooves clattering on the cobbles as is leapt on his back before bum sexing him like a good'un and running off whence it came. Then the enormous disembodied phallus gave him one for good measure before waddling off, commenting on what a truly crap story this was in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:22, Reply)