Bantam Bastard
I grew up with free range home laid eggs because my parents kept chickens and ducks. When I was 8 they had a brief foray into keeping bantam chickens. The cock took a particular disliking to me and only me. I would regularly be pursued around the garden by the tiny shit as it tried to bury it's spurs in the back of my legs and my brother just looked on in hysterics. It never let up until it had drawn blood.
My Dad put an end to it with a 2.2 rifle to a pinned down cock head. The dog had the wiry feathered cocking cock for dinner.
(Stan Lamb, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 14:37, 4 replies)

My old granny (when still alive)
kept bantams and the cock (snigger) was the most obnoxious animal I have ever met in my life. It wanted to fight absolutely everything! It eventually pecked Granny one time too many and got it's neck wrung.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 14:44, closed)

...
obviously not aware of '...hand that feeds you ' advice - literally.

Silly cock.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 14:54, closed)

^^ "Pinned down cock head"
Prince Albert?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 15:31, closed)

My Dad put an end to it with a 2.2 rifle to a pinned down cock head.
this line just made me snot ALL down my front!!
well played sir!
clickety-click xxx
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 17:39, closed)