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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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I love my wife....
....but she's going to have to learn that THERE FUCKING IS A WRONG WAY TO LOAD THE FUCKING DISHWASHER. There may be more of these, I fear I may be a domestic nazi.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:25, 7 replies)
lol
me too. It's rod for my own back though because now she doesn't do it
"I'll only get it wrong"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:32, closed)
aaaarghhh
They are clever those spouses, eh? And funny how they NEVER LEARN! Arrrrrghhhh. Sorry, feel better now.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:37, closed)
I can't click this enough.
She now ditches everything in the sink, which is equally irritating. I photocopied the instructions on loading the dishes from the appliance manaul and sent it to her in a card. She wasn't best pleased and I knew it wasn't going to make things better but it didn't stop me did it, oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:46, closed)
you must do it....
the wrong way....just like I do!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:43, closed)
I'm with you. My wife's banned from loading the dishwasher.

(Schindler's Wrist Brimful of asha and a P45, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:45, closed)
Like packing the car
Its a 3d spatial awareness thing.
"Why have you put that spoon there, where it will drop down and stop the arm thing from turning, hence nothing will be cleaned?"
(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:45, closed)
The wrong way of doing it is me doing it
I say, pack it how you fucking like love. Wash it 5 times for all I care. I can afford the bills and there are more washing tabs in the shop.
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:32, closed)
I feel your pain
My misses fucks up the dishwasher all the time. She never even bothers scraping the plates before putting them in. I find all manor of shit in the bottom of the thing. Then she moans that the stuff isn't clean.

Me, I scrape and then rinse the plates under the tap before loading them in.
(b1tchell failed to learn English, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:30, closed)

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