Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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If your partner is a bit on the wobbly side ...... never, ever, ever wedge your arse up to one of her buttocks while she's sleeping and use it as a resonator for a good, juicy, ripping fart. The sound is deeply rewarding but you'll find just how quickly someone can go from "peacefully sleeping" to "dementedly homicidal". And it's bloody difficult to dodge when you're laughing as much as I was.
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This should be in Top Tips, without the "don't"(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:49, closed)
office lol(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:55, closed)
Don't forget to follow through for extra LOLs.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:59,
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LOL! i may try this tonightdoes it still work if the partner isn't on the wobbly side?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:03,
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It's got to be worth the experimentI suspect that skinny ones will produce a higher pitched squeak.
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I'll report back, but I fear I may be producing a higher pitched sqeak(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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The technical term is"A love puff".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:36,
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*click*Gave me a lol-and-a-half, that did
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:42,
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