I went out with a girl doing Women Studies.
Christ knows what she was doing going out with a bloke in the first place.

As an aside; she once brought a mate back to my room in halls, in which I had a Union Flag hanging in the corner to hide the damp. Her mate came in, saw the flag, strode up to me and demanded to know why I had "a fucking Nazi flag hanging in the corner of my room?!". I sat down this mate and carefuly explained, with drawings, the difference between the Union Flag, and what it represents - ie - The United Kingdom Of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ... and the fucking SWASTICA, and HITLER'S THIRD REICH.

So anyway, this girl I was going out with and I argued a lot. I had brought myself up on and was currently very much in the middle of enjoying a steady diet of punk, anarchy, righteous indignation and sticking it to The Man, but I didn't come close to this girl.

During our last argument, she concluded her point with, "OH MY GOD! You're just so ... fucking ... MALE! ARRRRRRGGGGHH!"

She ended up marrying (yep) my best mate at the time. Poor sod.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:10, 11 replies)

Women Studies Applied Amateur Gynaecology
(f_rev, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:15, closed)

ninja
;)

missed a bit though
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:16, closed)

I know a woman who will turn any discussion into an argument about sexual politics
Her meisterwerk was maintaining that Celcius vs Farenheit is a gender issue...

It really annoys her that she likes sex with men.*

*Yes. Yes, I have.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:21, closed)

You fucked Germaine Greer...?

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:46, closed)

I had an interesting evening with some feminists in Cambridge once.
EVEN, they told me, EVEN numbers were sexist because the number it's all based on, the number 1 (ONE) is a phallus. Pointing out that the real number it was all based on, 0 (ZERO) looks like a gaping fanny didn't go down so well.
(twattybanjo, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 1:07, closed)

Incredible!
Binary takes on a whole new meaning!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:23, closed)

Had any of them ever seen the parts of world outside their own arseholes?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:58, closed)

'swastika'

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:25, closed)

*cookie*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, closed)

Surely
this was Millie Tant out of Viz made real?
(rockdoctor, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:39, closed)

Intellectually, yes.
Physically, however, she was really quite fit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:18, closed)