short on time, long on annoyance
once ended a 7-week relationship with a bloke because if i heard him use the phrase "in more ways than one!" out of context one more fucking time, i would have killed him.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:54, 23 replies)

How the hell do you use that out of context?
I used to get annoyed with an ex who used 'let alone' wrongly. She'd say things like 'they shouldn't have scored 10, let alone 20' and for some reason that drives me insane. It HAS to be the easiest/lesser thing that comes first in that sentence.

edit: I mean she'd say 'they shouldn't have scored 20, let alone 10'. Apparently I hate it so much that my subconcious prevented me typing it incorrectly.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:43, closed)

he'd say something like
"i'm going to the shops, in more ways than one".
how the fuck can that be normal to say?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:48, closed)

"I'll shop YOU in a minute!"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:50, closed)

in more ways than one.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:53, closed)

pffff
he was the only bloke i've ever known who'd watch thw snooker on a black and white telly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:03, closed)

in more ways than one
(I'm not sure I can stop doing this now)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:04, closed)

gah!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:05, closed)

Yeah,
that would annoy me too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:53, closed)

In more ways than one?

(Smysha Tra la la!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:26, closed)

I liked this post
"in more ways than 1!"





sorry.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:31, closed)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
*RAMPAGE IMMINENT*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:40, closed)

I can see how this would irritate.
In more ways than one.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:18, closed)

I had two bowls of milk plasma
in more wheys than one.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:16, closed)

I measured the mass of two rocks
in more weighs than one.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:19, closed)

i am now losing the will to live

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:29, closed)

I had tapas with a spanish friend.
He had fish, I had fish and chicken. I like Tapas.

In more ways than Juan.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 8:03, closed)

i actually like this one

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:29, closed)

my friend just does not get "mind you"
she puts "mind due". every. time.

arrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:44, closed)

and you haven't shivved the cunt yet?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:29, closed)

nah, we've been best mates since we were 7
she has lots of better qualities.

it's just this and the fact that she operates on her own time zone, some 90 mins behind the rest of us that could justify killing her!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:38, closed)

As the actress said to the bishop
.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, closed)

Well, at the end of the day...
(Benzyl, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:47, closed)

it gets dark

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:36, closed)