Tentatively linked to the topic...
In the days before mobile phones and the like, shortly after the world had turned colour, a young snee was just getting into the whole deal about women - how great they were to touch, smell, and sometimes even let you do the dirty with...

As such, I was enjoying the odd bit of sexytime with willing women, and had developed the technique where, when asked for my number, automatically gave the number for the Cambs. Constabulary Headquarters just up the road. I did this for years, and every now and then was tempted to call them up and say, "Hi, this is snee - do you have any messages for me?"

Well, it's kind of anonymous...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)