Dick head
I used to attend a catholic school. They used to have a chapel with a statue of the virgin mary outside it. Mostly that chapel was used by the few maybe 10 or 12 kids who actually followed the catholic faith (unlike us lot who were just baptised when we were small and didn't really bother with the whole going to church or believing in god stuff). So one day i was walking to my form room when i noticed a large crowd around the chapel. This was a little odd, as i've already said the majority of us catholic school children were all budding atheists. It was then that i noticed it.

Blue-tacked firmly on the forhead of the virgin mary was a cardboard cut out of a cock.
Outlined in black marker pen with some fine details added. As far as i'm aware no one was ever caught or found out. I'd like to think the chaplain did it to remind us the chapel was still there.
(stitched, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:59, Reply)