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(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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this is an embarassing one....
when I was at school there was one guy in our year who was a bit of a cock so to exact our revenge we decided to send him an anonymous letter telling him what we thought. I am not really sure what we hoped to get from this but I am sure in some way we were trying to stear him on the correct path......or maybe not.

Anyway the letter was compiled (I won't go into detail of what was in it as to be honest I am very shamefull of what was written)and then we came to the end and it required a parting signature. We thought for ages what it should be, 'The Equalizer'? (this was in the 80's)maybe 'The Three Muskateers'?. All good but not good enough so we settled on........A PRINTED ADDRESS LABEL ONE OF US HAD GOT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! Why? I haven't got a f****** clue, it seemed a good idea at the time. I am sure most of you thought Totach was bad but he has nothing on us.

The letter was duly dropped in his cubby hole for collection by the recipient. Fast forward 2 days to chemistry lesson (Mr Mclean, legend!) and in walks the deputy head...not looking happy. Could Phil please come with me, NOW! I shrink having an idea what it was about. Phil leaves with deputy, I am left with 3 other co-conspiritors (sp?) sweating like a....[you know], will he dob us in?

He didn't, he returned to tell us that twat face had given it to his mum and luckily she was happy for the school to deal with it rather than aproach Phil's parents directly. Strangely he also didn't get any form of punishment, with hindsight it was probsbly because it was so bad it was beyond detention territory yet as he was generally a good kid he wasn't worthy of expulsion.

So in summary don't send an anonymous letter with a return address lable at the bottom, trust me it always ends in an epic fail!!
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 10:03, Reply)

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