Skanky neighbours...
Early 90's I used to live in the parochially termed 'little Beruit' in east end park Leeds (nice).. it was and still is a shite hole, cram packed full o' your finest types, on my street we had a bit of a wide-o gangsta hard man dealer type, who loved to let everyone know how cool he was.. I personally never had any real problems with him apart from the odd bit of mail sent to my address for him ...usually from a foreign place... I was quite paranoid at the time due to weed shrooms and phet and was growing a bit for personal"honest officer" therefore any attention brought to my door was unwelcome

I felt it was my civic duty to somehow exact a postal type revenge and set about completing every single mail order catalogue, advertising bumf, religious sect tackle and old person equipment retailer questionaire on his behalf for his address asking for visits from door to door salesmen and prosletysing mormons etc...

Length.....Long but worth the effort....

I also still find the humour in completing suggetion slips and putting them in the suggestion box with the classic "put up a suggestion box"
ANON
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)