ha, you bugger
I was just about to post about the complete impossibility of pilfering drugs in these situations (you wouldn't believe the security when "recreational" drugs are used for tests) and you drop in the pun of death at the end.

well played.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:29, 1 reply)

You're right on the security front.....
We were testing an incarnation of the drug fentanyl to stop them eing abused by addicts. The collection and physical destruction of the control drug and development drug had to be witnesed by three independant people. I've never seen that before, not even with a cannabis mouthspray, but thats a different story!
(sunray18, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:35, closed)

Aye, a couple of the labs I've worked in
had people doing various dose response tests, including one on THC and one on cocaine. fuck me, you'd have thought they had the american "red button" in there. No-one allowed in the lab alone. Active drug kept in a simultaneous double-key safe. Records kept of weight and usage to 5 dp's of a gram. Impressive.

Also, legally purchased pure cocaine is £200 a gram, interestingly. Or it was 10 years ago.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:16, closed)