Tonight, a smackhead asked me for ten pence "to make a phonecall"
Ten pence doesn't even connect you nowadays?
The best one was an honest fella. Came up to me outside the offie on a boiling hot day, shirtless. He said "Listen girl, none o' that shit about wantin a cup o' tea or nothin'. I'm rattlin' an' I need cider. You got 50p??"
I gave him a quid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:32, 3 replies)

yep, the lies and bullshit annoy me
if they were honest, i might be nicer to them.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:52, closed)

I gave a pan au chocolat to a guy by the Chinese arch earlier. He looked wasted and the starchy carbs might have helped line his stomach!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:24, closed)

Rattlin' Cider was by EuroWines!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:53, closed)

I get quite a few beggars in Camden who say stuff like:
"I promise I won't spend it on drink or drugs."

Well fuck you then, because I'm going to. The ones that really piss me off though, are the ones with dogs. I'm not paying for you to keep a pet, I can't afford to keep one myself. Fuck right off. If you're really that hungry, eat the dog, then we'll talk.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:37, closed)