That's grim..but made me chuckle.
It reminds me of a tale my mate told me. He was in Thailand and had been out for a meal with his girlfriend after a day buying tat and lounging on the beach. Carrying loads of bags back to their beach hut, he suddenly realised the meal and drink were having a liquefying effect on his guts and he really, really needed a shit. The problem was, they were on a tiny little road with ditches either side, and it was almost pitch black. He'd have to hold.

5 minutes later holding wasn't an option. He had to handover 5 or 6 bags to his girlfriend whilst trying to pull down his shorts and aim at the ditch without falling in it and ignoring his girlfriends laughing! He did this, and got back to the beach hut to find he hadn't actually done this, but shat all over the bags which had now rubbed all over his girlfriend's legs. :)

I regularly laugh at that one at the most random times...
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:13, Reply)