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Power cuts, internet outages, mild inconvenience to your daily lives - how did you cope? Tell us your tales of pointless panic buying and hiding under the stairs.

thanks, ringofyre

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15)
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Folks, I give you...
.....the My Little Pony fleshlight.

We are, as a species, fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:31, 22 replies)
what the actual fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:56, closed)
now, i can't click on this, as i am at work
but if it's a real thing, can i ask.........

....... what were you looking for when you found it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:01, closed)
It gets better
www.thefrisky.com/photos/9-fleshlights-that-frighten-us-nsfw/creepy-bacon/full-size/
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:49, closed)
the title alone is enough to frighten me
why?

WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:19, closed)
Bacon makes everything better

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:02, closed)
not for pigs
or vegetarians
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:45, closed)
True, but it does for people.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:34, closed)
Who here can honestly say that they've never thought about fucking a pony?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:10, closed)
The best of all the animals?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:33, closed)
I only fuck the ones with long eye lashes

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:03, closed)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:37, closed)
Can a pony be under age?

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:33, closed)
If there's hay in the field?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:41, closed)
Jesus Christ....

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:27, closed)
Much more effective
than bromide in the tea. I may never get hard again.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:38, closed)
For you of all people
to come to that realisation is a huge step forward.
Onya AB!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:42, closed)
I tell you what Grassy, if Hitler had said he was gunning for the furries rather than the Jews, he'd have won a Nobel Prize.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:06, closed)
and the History Channel would be fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:15, closed)
Yeah but yiffing would've
become underground and even more illicit!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:34, closed)
They'd probably have some kind of stolen land in the middle east where they're in permanent dispute with people who don't want to have sex with animals.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:36, closed)
If it's a shetland pony does it count as
both animal and midget pron? :D
(bottle_cap, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 19:20, closed)
They don't look like My Little Ponies at all, the eyes are too big and the legs too long

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:30, closed)

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