Live and let live?
Question......If you trapped a rat would you kill it?
The misses was having kip at home after coming home from hospital and I,m out in the car,when she rings me screaming theres a rat in the house.
Anyway I gets home and it turns out the cat has brought it home as a gift (as they do) and dumps it on the bed and its stunned, so small she traps it in a pint glass,by the time i get home its awake and pissed off in this glass out the back,so i takes a peak and bastard escapes, i,m chasing it my 2 cats are chasing it ,and the cat gets him again .
Anyway I gets the rat out of its mouth and its in my hand............and i let it go....well threw him over the wall and said to myself,good luck buddy.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 21:53, 13 replies)

Fuck me, I've been drinking the last 6 hours and I'm more coherent and literate than this cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 0:47, closed)

NICE ONE BADGE
(andycrass loves two hats on, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 10:56, closed)

Try drinking another six hours and you might become a less intolerant cunt yourself
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:15, closed)

Thanks boarders,its not only me that thinks this badger guy is a wanker.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:39, closed)

The cull starts today - so fingers crossed.

Oh, and to answer the question, no I wouldn't kill the rat. Doing so wouldn't make a dent on the rat population, so why deprive it of its ratty little life?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:57, closed)

Wishing death on another forum member.
It's this kind of trolling that's ruining QOTW.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 15:42, closed)

I voted to let the rat live, though, so it sort of evens out.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:11, closed)

No probs Andycrass. I'm all for a laugh and some clever jokes etc but there are quite a few on here that are complete bell ends that live in their special little cliquey groups.
Most of their time is spent telling everyone else they are a cunt regardless of what was posted.
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 23:03, closed)

A similar thing happened to my farmer friend
The cat walked into the kitchen with a rat in it's mouth. The farmers wife screamed and dropped the saucepan she was holding. The cat dropped the rat and ran out of the house like..... well like a scalded cat I suppose! Meanwhile the rat ran upstairs and into one of the bedrooms and hid behind a wardrobe. Anyway, she got her husband and son to come in and they moved the wardrobe , the rat ran out but the farmer managed to dispatch it with a sharp hit to back of its neck with a stick.
By the way, for future reference, NEVER pick up a rat, alive or dead with bare hands. Nothing carries more diseases than a rat, and if you are ever bitten by a rat, get yourself to a hospital as quick as you can!
(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 13:48, closed)

Thought I read somewhere that human bites are the worst.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 16:45, closed)

I thought we had a rat in the house a few weeks ago
I put a trap down laced with a penut butter/cocoa mix.

Turns out we had FOUR of the fuckers. All dead. All looking at me with shiny eyes. Cunts.

All picked up with a pair of pliers that were then held over the gas ring. I still don't want to touch them.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 19:25, closed)

Yesterday
there was a fly on the window trying to get out. The missus said "Just whack it with a newspaper", but I spent ten minutes trying to persuade it to fly out the other window, before eventually managing to grab it by two of its legs and fling it to freedom.
( .Yeti., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:37, closed)

With patience you can catch flies with a pot and a bit of card, it's great practice if you're training to be a stealthy ninja type.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:46, closed)