I read this in The Metro this morning.
I had a similar reaction. Ironically, it was only a few pages after a woman with "Othello Syndrome", who makes her boyfriend take a lie-detector test every time he leaves the house, as she's so paranoid he'll eye someone up.

In other news, The Metro has morphed into Take A Break.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:29, 3 replies)

It's always been a Daily Mail Take a Break hybrid.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:22, closed)

I never read it for that very reason
But I was on the bus and person next to me was. That headline caught my eye
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 12:35, closed)

It's owned by the Mail, innit?
They just use the same stories but remove some of the longer words so as not to confuse the dull bigoted.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:54, closed)

they're a lot less Tory-sympathetic than the Mail though
there's no love lost between them and George Osborne, that's for sure
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:37, closed)

+e a
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:37, closed)

Not one for gossip but
Did you see the jealous woman?

Good grief.
(fivetide, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:58, closed)