I had a gay mate who liked to dominate the conversation and be the centre of attention, but at least not in a petulant way like many stories here
to give you one example from memory, I was settling in for a nice pint in the pub beer garden with some friends and opened with "There was a tramp passed out on our stairs this morning when I left for work". His immediate counter was: "Well, {Boyfriend} and I were fucking last night and we lost the condom. We couldn't find it anywhere, but guess what? It was in his arse!"
Well played, sir.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:49, 4 replies)

But why was it in the tramp's arse?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:20, closed)

Bam!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:25, closed)

he rents it for self-storage

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:29, closed)

Was your punctuation and grammar also lost up his arse?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:29, closed)

no, grammar pedants usually find it up their own one along with the rest of their personality

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:32, closed)

Grammar pedants are fewer interesting than regular people.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 19:10, closed)

the conversation and be the centre of attention, but at least not in petulant way like many stories here
too give you one example from
emor
, I was settling in for a nice pint in the pub beer garden with some friends and opened with "There was a tramp passed out on our stairs this morning when I left for work". His immediate counter was: "Well, {Boyfriend} and I were fucking last night and we lost the condom. We couldn't find it anywhere, but guess what? It was in his
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:33, closed)

heh

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:39, closed)

Well played you fucking cunting homophone

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:28, closed)

Gay men hate dull conversation, unfortunatley they substitute for shockingly dull conversation
look at me
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:29, closed)

yawn

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 0:15, closed)

Here comes the aeroplane!

(Eukanuba, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 1:39, closed)

WP

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 8:50, closed)