
Because it's all me, me, me... Apart from posting awful lies on Question of the Week, what ridiculous things have you or others done to grab the limelight?
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( , Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:29)
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How the fuck could en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_I_Have_Ever_Slept_With_1963 be considered seminal art? Burnt in an
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I mean, somebody actually slept with Tracey Emin? Wow.
I can't even imagine being that drunk.
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the names were of anyone Emin had slept with in any sense and they'd shared a bed after a party once - it didn't necessarily imply that they'd had a sexual relationship.
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yeh her granny's name was on the list so unless they have a really weird family....
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It's a homage to the important people in her life, it isn't a list of people she's fucked.
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Right up there with discussions on interest rates.
The art world is just a pretentious version of the Stock Exchange - irrelevant people swapping ridiculous amounts of money for unfathomable reasons using deliberately obfuscating language.
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*sneers*
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and I think some of it is shite
I like Van Gough but find Monet a bit dull. I think the Mona Lisa is one of the most boring paintings ever committed to wood.
Each to their own eh?
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and said 'the conceptual art' in an attempt to make yourself sound more ignorant.
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to make it sound like you're not completely misogynistic.
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but I'm screwed if I can work out what it is.
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I didn't think it was possible to stretch language that far. And I was correct.
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Tracey Emmin, it was created by Khyam, and had things stuck in it by Tracey Emmin.
Then someone set fire to it, which was no great loss.
( , Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:46, closed)

It was created by the recrystallization of sedimentary rock. He just knocked some bits off it. Then somebody shot it, which was no great loss.
Gosh. Turns out being a witless philistine is quite easy. Who'da thunk.
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