I once went on a school hillwalking trip
The teacher in charge was head of the computing department, a big guy you wouldn't mess with. Come night-time, we're settling into the bunks in the hostel when in he wanders, wearing a pair of paisley y-fronts, a head torch and a smile.

Magnificent.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:56, 10 replies)

It's probably obvious
but that could also be taken as really creepy.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:03, closed)

I'm taking it as deeply arousing.
You spoilsport.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:09, closed)

Somehow it wasn't
He was a rugby player type, rather than creepy guy. This was in the early 90s, too, before paedoism was invented.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:12, closed)

Pointless to post it
anywhere but here, but it was invented in at least 1983. My mate was fucking our art teacher when he was 15. She had a minivan with a matress in the back.

I suspect it goes on a lot. They stayed at my house when my parents were away. She didn't give a shit, but it would never have occured to any of us to tell anyone about it.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:16, closed)

Why is it
When a young lad is knobbing an older woman teacher I go

"Get in there my son!"

When it is a young girl being knobbed by an older man teacher I go

"You sick fuck!"
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:50, closed)

Not sure, but
I have exactly the same rection.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:42, closed)

Me too
Can't explain why :\

We had a female teacher that would date 5th/6th formers, nobody said a word. She wasn't even that good looking. She looked a bit like Eddie from Iron maiden -

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(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:51, closed)

Cos we're guys?
And we're secretly jealous of the action?
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:20, closed)

Could be...Could be....

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:46, closed)

"Sporting"
A fantastic word for brandishing an erection. As is "brandishing" come to think of it but somehow I have a sidethought of covering my penis with coriander and sweet pickle thanks to some mental pseudospoonerising "garnishing", "Branston" and "relish".

Relishing a huge erection.

What was the OP again? Hmm.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:01, closed)