My mate
is head of music technology at a sixth form college. He has two main features; his love of Scotch and his most condescending, patronising manner.

Anyway, I once bought him a bottle for his birthday. Not knowing anything about his favourite drink, I picked up the first brand I recognised. Later that week, I presented it to him, and his reaction?

"Awww, some Teachers"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 21:47, 6 replies)

Or the same joke, last week.
www.b3ta.com/questions/awesometeachers/post1125298
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 23:01, closed)

They say there's nothing new under the sun
They obviously haven't seen my new shirt.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 9:36, closed)

I can't stand Whiskey
but even I know teachers is gnat's.

In the meantime, if you ever want to pass yourself off as a Whiskey expert, it seems the best thing to do is take a small sip, look thoughtfull and say 'Hmm. Very peaty'.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:25, closed)

Only for Islay whiskeys.
Highland are more heathery and light. I think, if memory serves, Speyside are a bit of both with a different mineral character?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:02, closed)

Whisky is spelt without an e if it's Scotch.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:33, closed)

Of course, my mistake.
I am terrible at spelling.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:24, closed)