I was going to suggest her
purely on the basis of finally being able to crack one out over a monarch. When was the last time one could do that?

(Although by the time she finally becomes Queen she might be a right old munter)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:32, 3 replies)

I know
I have knocked one out over princess Diana before....

*feels no shame*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:42, closed)

Really?
before or after the accident?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:01, closed)

Bollard LOLs.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:11, closed)

Before and after
It's not necrophilia, she was still alive.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:35, closed)

We're allowed to crack one out over her?
What a woman. Even Diana wasn't up for that.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:43, closed)

Ha!
I meant in your mind, but if Kate is up for a massive bukkake sesh...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:03, closed)

Can I politely suggest
that if you are not prepared to wank yourself raw over HRH Queen Elizabeth II then you are unfit to be a citizen of this country and should leave forthwith..
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:50, closed)

I need 10cc mind-bleach STAT!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:05, closed)

You sick bastard!

Now, the Queen Mum...
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 1:45, closed)