Well,
My dad - heart attack this year put went back to work saying, "Fucking lying in bed won't pay the bills"

Phil Taylor - never gonna win SPOTY because he plays darts on Sky but deserves it.

The bloke who after my local chinese was shut due to a failed H&S inspection said on the local radio "You should expect to get the trots after eating that stuff, it's probably dog or cat; I know I crapped through the eye of a needle"
(Strump striving for imperfection since, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:01, 4 replies)

Fucking lying in bed totally pays the bills
Your Dad could probably save up for a holiday too, if he started doing "extras".
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:15, closed)

Hurray for people on the radio making outdated racist jokes!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:17, closed)

Irrelevant ones too.
Assuming they were using dog or cat meat as long as the kitchen was clean and the preperation and cooking were good it would make no difference to the health of customers.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:30, closed)

Phil Taylor
Won't win SPOTY because darts isn't a sport, it's a game as there is no physical gain or exertion
(TaZ44, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 8:06, closed)