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Dazbrilliantwhites asks: You've had them and maybe even have been one. Or maybe you were once babysat by someone who is now a notorious serial killer. Tell us your stories.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:15)
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When I was about 12 I fell in love with my baby sitter.
So I would offer to make her a drink then rub my cock around the rim of the cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:32, 10 replies)
This is wrong
but it's kind of like a blowjob by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:35, closed)
My excuses for doing it are
1. I was 12.
2. Blowjob by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:36, closed)
Good effort!
You should look her up on Facebook and tell her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:38, closed)
That's kind of creepy.
But I'm no expert.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:47, closed)
Really?
Do you consider yourself more of a gifted amateur?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:57, closed)
Ah yes
That one never fails.


*EDIT*

1 Babysitter, 1 cup.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:11, closed)
Hahahaha!
What a strange way of showing your love!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:17, closed)
did she ask for the cream in her coffee?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:34, closed)
Aw, bless. I bet you can still see her face...
...every time you look in your freezer :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:07, closed)
A bit odd
but brings new meaning to a salted rim.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:34, closed)

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