Nurses count as babysitters, right?
When I was 14 I was in hospital for a fairly lengthy stretch with idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura (ITP), one of my nurses was a young, pretty and somewhat busty brunette lady whom I’d immediately taken a bit of a shine to.
In between ogling the lovely nurse I spent my time reading my way though football magazines and playing on the wards original Nintendo.
One day whilst reading about Iwan Roberts’ latest heroics for Norwich City the lovely nurse came along, saw my copy of "Shoot" and started up a conversation about football.
It turned out that she was a Crystal Palace fan and from then on whenever she was working on my ward she would always say "hi" and engage me in a spot of friendly football based banter.

I was a 14 year old boy who had been stuck in hospital for three weeks in a group ward so there was no privacy so having a wank was off the cards, as a result I was incredibly horny and having a pretty darn gosh lovely nurse with real boobies paying attention to me made my mind play tricks and fantasise about things.

I became convinced that lovely nurse fancied me, because you know, pretty nurses always fall for spotty young herberts in their care don’t they? I became absolutely positive that the next time she drew my curtain to give me a check-up and a sponging she’d give me blow job or similar. It was obvious to me, she’d been "flirting" with me for ages.

So it came as little surprise when I was gently woken one night by a soft hand pushing me tenderly on the shoulder. I opened my eyes expectantly, and there was the lovely nurse leaning over me, her face inches from mine and looking directly into my eyes.
"I’ve been waiting ages for you to do this" I whispered quietly whilst taking her in my arms and pulling her down into a kiss, my right hand pawing urgently at her fantastic breasts. At which point she pulled sharply away and yelled "what the hell are you doing?" the bedside light quickly flicked on and there was a very angry looking lovely nurse standing above me holding one of those thermometer things they put under sleeping patients armpits to check their temperature during the night.
Realising I’d made a huge fucking error and was about to get in to deep shit for attempting to grope a nurse, I panicked and blurted out "Sorry, I was dreaming about football!" then realizing that made no sense and was a bit weird I added "Er, no, not football. Tits. Pamela Anderson’s tits" and then I burst into tears.

The next morning I was lying in my bed sheepishly when my Mum came in to visit me and asked me if I was okay and that the lovely nurse had told her that she’d unexpectedly woken me during the night whilst I’d been having a nightmare and that I’d become very distressed.

Which was pretty good of lovely nurse really.
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:32, 12 replies)

*clicks*
Good yarn. Pretty off the old topic there, but I liked it anyway. Tally ho.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:49, closed)

It's a bit of a stretch I admit
But it's the only story I have near topic.
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, closed)

genuine lol
thats great - click
( zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:50, closed)

Sexy nurses FTW
Funny story! Anything that incorporates busty & sexy when nurses are involved gets my click. Favourite uniform by far.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:55, closed)

Especially the nurses in that Head & Shoulders advert
Though this nurse had one of those green trousers and shirt type uniform, which are rubbish really.
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:15, closed)

Even still...
...I'm sure it made for maximum visibility...?
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:25, closed)

Yeah I have seen those
They are rubbish, I think as part of the budget cuts they should provide female nurses with less material on their uniform....Just doing my bit for the big society ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:36, closed)

She obviously did fancy you
Otherwise she would have grassed you up.
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:28, closed)

I think she was just spotty sick kid sympathetic
Or it happened most weeks. Who knows.
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:32, closed)

I think both.
I've heard of a few people, my brother included if memory serves, making suggestive remarks to nurses, or trying to grope them, whilst in shock or medicated. I think it comes with the territory and they learn how to deal with it without embarrasment.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:37, closed)

Just like
Joanna Whalley in "The Singing Detective". Hmmm, yeah....
(Rsoles, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:33, closed)

I would suggest it was more of a motherly thing.
Only teachers are attracted to spotty teenagers.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:34, closed)