Babysitters are expensive...
That's why my wife and myself never bothered paying for one.

And it saved us even more in the long run - clothing, food, toys, the lot. I mean, come on...we can only just afford to look
after our twins.

Well, I say 'look after'...
(Dr. G. P. McCann desperately needs a babysitter, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:32, 18 replies)

Why did you bother posting this?
Not trolling - genuinely want to know why you thought so many years on that yet another Maddie joke would be funny??
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:50, closed)

It's not funny.
That's the point.
(Dr. G. P. McCann desperately needs a babysitter, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:53, closed)

Also, if no-one forgets what they did (even if that was - ahem - 'only' neglicence)...
then maybe, one day, they'll be brought to book for it.
(Dr. G. P. McCann desperately needs a babysitter, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:57, closed)

*ignore*
click
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:02, closed)

Ignore yet somehow acknowledge, you mean.

(Dr. G. P. McCann desperately needs a babysitter, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:17, closed)

I bet he's devastated now.
Imagine the shame of being publicly ignored by stonersmurf. You'd never be able to live with yourself.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:31, closed)

for a cardiologist and a GP
It's a truly appalling crime.
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:08, closed)

Nice backtracking here.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:23, closed)

Backtracking?
No, I've always thought that, if she's found alive and well - which I really hope happens, against all odds - that she's taken into care. Why the twins haven't been, I really don't know.
(Dr. G. P. McCann desperately needs a babysitter, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:28, closed)

There we go then, people.
It's ironic anti-humour with an important social message! How dare you mistake it for 'the same old tired shit'?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:16, closed)

Bore Off
As opposed to a Honda Accord joke, smug man joke, length joke of comment about peas?

Because it's FUNNY

Might as well close the site down.
( elgordo, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:39, closed)

one for the archive, no doubt

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:51, closed)

Frankly, this smacks of 'look at me' and as such, I'm out.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:21, closed)

i dont see the big deal
there have already been about 5 maddie jokes this week already, either in stories or the comments.
what makes this different?
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 1:56, closed)

Not sure
I think it's fairly tame compared to some of the jokes out there. Remember everything is fair game, or nothing is. However that doesn't diminish people's right to say they don't like it etc....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:20, closed)

Even if Maddie jokes were funny
this wouldn't be, TO THE ARCHIVE!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:34, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/babysitters/post949423
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:36, closed)

Hi Piston

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