Not worthy of a thread on its own.
So will plunk as a reply instead.
I'd met a lass at a fairly low-key gig in Sheffield. A mate was playing and I'd agreed to go so he had at least one person unlikely to boo him, plus I was giving him a lift home on the back of my bike.
Said lass was quite pleasant all night, but her shrieky mate was a little off-putting and now would be termed 'cockblocker' so we agreed to meet a couple of days later. Pre mobile 'phone era, so no contact before the night.
We met, I bought a couple of drinks and it began going wrong.
'Tonic water?, on its own?', Yes, I replied. I'm riding and alcohol doesn't mix too well with traffic and keeping a licence.
'Huh...Do you like football?, I support The Blades?' came the next question.
'Nope, can't bloody stand it. Cricket, rugby and motor racing for me'.
Dumped faster than a loose turd backed by explosive diarrhoea. 'WELL FUCK YOU THEN!' She screamed as she got up, knocking the table over in the process then stormed out the pub. Shocked looks cast my way. I just shrugged. KLANG! from outside as she kicked my bike over ( BITCH! ). Least successful date -ever- . One bloke followed me out to help pick the bike up. He asked what I'd said, I told him. He didn't seem at all surprised. I think I escaped lightly.
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:07, 3 replies)

I think your post was more worthy of a thread than the OP's boring stream of consciousness.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:45, closed)

^This.
Although I'm still trying to work out whether the original post was another Star Wars story.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:27, closed)

Well, there was an early plea for more lesbianism in this week's responses,
and I think this thread will have to do.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 20:22, closed)

shrieking cock blocker
sounds like my ex as shes from Sheffield. Was her mate 4'8
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:11, closed)