Bad Dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
i thought you were a girl
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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Why?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:00,
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your forum name is a bit girly
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:10,
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sandettie light vessel automatic
Sandettie - Sounds like a feminine sand paper brand.
Light - What women strive to be.
Vessel - Like a womb, according to Dan Brown.
Automatic - The only gear box a woman can't fuck up completely.
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Muns, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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^Clickin dis
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The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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Your massive moobs.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:43,
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massive moobs tiny cock that could be mistaken for a particularly robust clit
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:25,
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PHWOAR!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:40,
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